justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

me: hey you know how you can’t ration insulin because diabetic people literally need it to survive, and rationing it kills people?

the us government: yeah

me: so we agree we shouldn’t put people in positions where they need to try and ration it

the us government: what

the us government:

The disabled are being hit hard by the government shutdown

and medical care WILL REJECT YOU in the USA if you can’t pay.

professorsparklepants:

chucktaylorupset:

professorsparklepants:

professorsparklepants:

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

I can’t believe I only JUST realized all the comedy potential that is Sirius showing up to kill Peter 3rd year and finding his supposedly evil brother working at Hogwarts and having civil conversations with Remus about Harry’s grades

Please let this be after a full year of awkwardness of Regulus working with his evil brother’s ex

Sirius and Regulus are both convinced they’re the good brother

susiephone:

athenavine:

colorfuloddity:

dajo42:

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

needlexdoll:

illumi zoldyck appreciation

one-time-i-dreamt:

the-elegant-espeon:

mamalizmas:

cockyroaches:

one-time-i-dreamt:

funnyihope:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Out of all the advice Logan Paul could take

Oh god what did he do THIS time

Does logan paul just fuck up every january? Like making suicide jokes last year wasn’t enough he’s gotta “go gay for the month of march” also???????

well even if he does, good fucking luck babe because aint nobody in this community wanting to go near your crustass

Are we not going to talk about how one-time-i-dreamt posted this? Because it’s killing me

I hate Logan Paul just as much as any other user

wii-demo:

tarzanforps1:

unorthodoxchronicles:

twin-gemiinii:

trohmosexual:

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that. xD

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

This is equivalent to a news station cutting to a technical maintenance screen just before someone dies

drowninginfelines:

my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,